first up we have this amazing piece of work. as lucas and i were trying to get through the second hour of a marathon session at the local marshalls, we came across a larger than life sized unicorn. (sidebar: i'm not sure you can really classify the size of a unicorn this way. for all we know "real unicorns" are blue whale sized creatures and this one was a baby.) well lucas couldn't miss the opportunity to grab the nearest musical instrument, climb up, and just be awesome.
next up, we have this brilliant (clearly in more ways than one) leisure coat. our fashionista readers will immediately recognize the store from the decor in the background (scroll to the bottom for the answer). needless to say for those readers, this gaudy garment is not cheap. but hey, if you're looking for the crown jewel of your disco magician costume, head on over to your local uppity mall and grab one while supplies last.
last but not least, there is this mind blowing "exercise" device. the local costco was selling the zaaz machine, a vibration-based exercise miracle machine. apparently you get on this thing (stand, sit, headstand, whatever) and it shakes you to your soul. in doing so, we were told, you get a great workout. and the best part... it can be yours for a mere two thousand bucks!
analysis shows that purchasing this machine can help you instantly lose up to 2 kilograms. since a dollar weighs about 1 gram. you can lose 2 kilograms immediately without even using this machine if you pay for it in dollar bills. math.
of course we had to give it a try...
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